I've never seen an online quiz I didn't like. Well, maybe not like so much as feel strongly compelled to throw away 5 minutes of my time in order to find out how I relate to some passe pop culture reference. I can remember many a night staying up well past a respectable bedtime during highschool in order to find out thrilling information like what drink I would be in the off chance that I'm reincarnated as a beverage.
It's been more than a few years since I've obsessively filled out meaningless online quizzes, but, for some reason, they seem to be crossing my path with frequency these days and I cannot resist.
I have to say, however, that the results have been more than a little disappointing. Either I have a really distorted perspective on the type of person I am . . . or these quizzes suck. I'm banking on the latter.
So if you are wondering....
What Downton Abbey character am I? Take the quiz here.
THOMAS. F*ING. BARROW.
What Muppet am I? Take the quiz here.
What city I am most likely from based on my dialect? Take the quiz here.
SOMEWHERE IN NEW MEXICO.
(My mom is from California. My dad is from New York. I was born and raised in Nashville, Tennessee. Maybe that adds up.)
What city I should live in based on my interests? Take the quiz here.
What Wes Anderson movie character am I? Take the quiz here.
MORDECAI. THE BIRD! #$%@&*!!
What Bluth am I? Take the quiz here.
Michael Bluth. Thank God.