Sticks and stones.

I've always wanted to break a bone (and have glasses, braces, a black eye, & a crutch to go along with it), but never more than now. 

Get yours here :

Get yours here:

If I ever break something, I'm definitely sending my x-ray in to get this decal for my cast. I'll probably add some weird stuff to make it look like I have a lot of foreign objects inside my body though - Operation style. What's the point in not doing that?

Sling design by Bem Legaus

Sling design by Bem Legaus

These would go nicely with my cast. Let's be honest - I most likely broke my arm by running away from a rabid dog.